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Posted on 30th Sep at 12:03 AM, with 61,483 notes

dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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Posted on 29th Sep at 11:58 PM, with 44,367 notes
*smokes pumpkin spice blunt bc fall is here*
Posted on 29th Sep at 11:09 PM, with 316,088 notes

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

svvitzerland:

coolscar:

whorville:

whorville:

Which state is the loudest

Illinoise

its funny because the last part in illinois is silent

silence is the loudest scream

that was deep

Posted on 28th Sep at 7:19 PM, with 81,871 notes

bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

Posted on 28th Sep at 11:16 AM, with 256,440 notes

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

Posted on 28th Sep at 11:12 AM, with 97,811 notes

sakuraa:

adult: wow teen is frowning !!! must have attitude !!!!! moody !!!!!!

Posted on 28th Sep at 10:56 AM, with 187,115 notes

hermionejg:

221cbakerstreet:

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.

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